Wife - Suno ji, Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana...
Husband - Yahaan par to koi Namak nahi hai..!

Wife - Mujhe Pata tha..!
Tum to ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
Ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi main kuch to kam karo...

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye main Pehle hi le aayi thi..!

‘Husband Shoked!’