Ek Baniya Aur Uski Dukan Par Chutkula

Ek Baniya Aakhri Saans le raha tha, aur bola
Meri Biwi kaha hai?
Biwi - main yahi hu
Baniya - Meri Beti kaha hai
Beti - Main yahi hu
Baniya - Mera Beta kaha hai
Beta - main yahi hu
Baniya - Saloo, sab ke sab yahi ho to Dukaan par kaun hai