Pati ka GOA Tour - Hindi Chutkule
Patni - Tum Goa ja rahe ho to mujhe sath kyu nahi le jate,
Pati - Are Pagli, koi Hotel jata hai to TiFFin sath le jata hai kya?
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Mammi aur Uncle ka Pyaar
Bachha - Mammi Papa ne Naukrani ke sath...
Maa - bas beta tumhare papa aae to unke samne mujhe batana, main aaj dekh lungi Unko...
Saam ko jab Bacche ke Papa aae to
Maa - Han beta Aap morning main kya bol rahe the,
Bachha - wo na papa naukrani ke sath wahi kar rahe the jo Upar wale Uncle App ke sath karte hain.
Maa Behosh
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चुड़ैल भी औरत ही होती है: Husband Wife Hindi Chutkule
Ek Chudaal ne Sadi Suda jode se kaha, Main tum dono ki 1-1 wish puri kar sakti hu
Biwi - Mian apne pati ke sath puri duniya ki visit karna chahti hu
Chudel ne Charkhi ghumai aur 2 tickets aa gai,
fir pati se pucha ki tum kya chahte ho
Pati - Mujhe apne se 30 year choti patni chahiye
Chudeel ne charkhi ghumai aur pati ko 90 years ka bana diya
Morel : Aadmi ko yaad rakhna chahiye kiChudeel bhi Aurat hoti hai
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संता ऑफिस से वापस आया, संता- कहाँ हो जानू?
बीवी मूवी देख रही थी,
संता की बीवी- बाहुबली बड़ी अच्छी है देख लो, संता मोबाइल लेकर गैलरी से बाहर जाने लगा,
बीवी- कमीने मैंने बोला बाहुबली, बाजूवाली नहीं
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Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha - Agar Ye Duniya 20 Minutes Mein Khatam Hone Wali Ho To Tum Sabse Pehle Kya Karnaa Chahogee?
Pati - Yar Simple Si Baat Hai, Main Sex Karna Chahungaa
Patni - To Fir Baki Ke 19 Minutes Kya Karoge?
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