Pappu Aam Ke Ped Par

Ek bar PAPPU Aam ke ped par patthar mar ke Aam todne ki kosis kar raha tha..
Lekin har bar Nishana chook raha tha....
Jab bhi Nishana chukta....toh wo zor se chillata..."Iski behn ki...Saala Nishana chuuk gaya..."
Wahan se ek Saadhu baba ja raha tha...usne gaaliya suni to wo gussa ho gaya....
Saadhu : Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolte...
PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki...Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya..."
Saadhu : Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolte...
PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki...Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya...."
Ab Saadhu ko gussa aaya....
Saadhu : Ja mein tujhe Shraap deta hoon, Ab agar firse tune galat bola...to aasman se TEER(arrow) aayega aur tere pichwade mein gush jayega...

PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki.....Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya..."

Ab Bijli kadkti hai... aur aasman se ek TEER aaker Saadhu ke pichwade mein gush jaata hai...

Aasman se uparwaale ki awwaz aati hai...."Iski behn ki...Saala Nishana chuuk gaya..."

Pappu Ke Chutkule

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