Sunday, July 17, 2016

Ande Foot Jaayenge

Ek Bar Train Main bahut bheed thi,
Aur Baathroom ke paas ek Bori rakhi hui thi,
Ek Aadmi us bori par jaise hi baithne laga to ek lady boli,
Us Bori par mat baitho, Ande foot jaayenge.
Aadmi bola, itni bheed main aise bori main
ande leke kyun chalti ho??
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Lady boli, Abe chutiye,
Bori main to keel hai,
Ande tere foot jaayenge.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Tum Bahut Gande Ho!!

Police wala - Tumne Papite Bechne wali ko kiss kyu kiya?
Sardar ji - Wo Chilla rahi si Pappi-te le lo Pappi-te le lo..

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Ladka - wo kaun si jagha hai jaha har Mard aur Aurat ke bal Ghungrale hote hain
Ladki - Tauba? yar tum bahut Gande ho
Ladka - Yar Ganda tum sochti ho, Wo jagha hai 'West Indies'

Friday, July 8, 2016

Rohit ki Bhabhi ka Naam GOOGLE

Rohit - Bhabhi ka kya naam hai
Mohit - Smt. Google Sharma
Rohit - Google! Kamal hai. ye kya naam hua?
Rohit - wo isliye kyuki usse Sawal ek karo, Par Jawab Dus milte hain

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Bahut hi Gande Chutkule in Hindi

Bahut hi Gande Chutkule or Jokes in Hindi Language

Ek Choti Bachchi Ne Ek Raanddi Se Poocha
Bachchi - Aunty Aapke Paas Itna Bada Ghar Hai, Paisa Hai, Cars Hain
Aap Ka Business Kya Hai?
Randi Boli - Bas Beta Ek Mera HOLE-SALE Ka Business Hai.

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Baba Saxxydass ne ek Film Banai
'Rose Merry Marlo'
Sansar Board ne Name par Objection kiya, to,
Baba ne kaha - Ye 3 Ladkiyo ki kahani hai,
Rose, Merry and Marlo ki.
Sanser Board ne salah di ki ye naam bada Asleel hai,
Naam ko Aage piche karke thoda badal diya jae,
Baba ne kaha - mujhe koi Aitraz nahi hai, aap log naam ko
Aage piche karke, jo thik lage Rakh do.
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Sanser board abhi tak try kar raha hai.
Chaho to Aap bhi try kar Lo...

Ek Haseen Shayari

Usne Kaha Mat Dekh Mere Sapne,
Mujhe Pane Ki Teri Aukaat Nahi...
Maine Bhi Hans Kar Kaha,
Pagli Aana Hai to Aaja Mere Sapno Main,
Hakikat Main Aane Ki Teri Aukaat Nahi.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Station jaane ka kitna Paisa loge - Chutkule

Rohit - Station jaane ka kitna Paisa loge bhai shab?
Autowala - 70 rupye.
Rohit - 20 le lena bhai.
Autowala - 20 main kon leke jayega?
Rohit - Yar tum pichee bheith jaoo. Main tumko leke chalta hu.

Monday, June 13, 2016

Suhagraat ki Baat in Hindi

लड़की की सुहागरात के बाद
उसकी सहेली पूछती है !
और कैसी रही सुहागरात?

तो वो बताती है – आये थे वो देर से, दिल जला दिया !
पहले किया दरवाज़ा बंद !
फिर दीपक भूजा दिया...
पहले खेल खेलने लगे सीना टटोलकर !
फिर खेल खेलने लगे अंडरवियर खोल कर !
एक जंग ऐसी छिड़ी पलंग पर !
गोले वाली तोप रख दी सुरंग पर !
यह था 9 मिनट का मज़ा !
अब भोग रही हुँ 9 महीने की सजा !
9 महीने बाद एक ऐसा होगा विस्फोट !
जो बन जाएगा भारत के लिए 1 और वोट...

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Hindi Shayari - Jadu Hai Uski Har Ek Baat Main

Jadu Hai Uski Har Ek Baat Main,
Yaad Bahut Aati Hai Din aur Raat Main,
Kal Jab Dekha Tha Maine Sapna Raat Main,
Tab Bhi Uska Hi Haath Tha Mere Haath Main

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Bijli Se Bhi Bada Jhatka

Bijli Se Bhi Bada Jhatka Tab Lagta Hai,
Jab Kisi Ko Pata Chalta ki,
Wo Bina Package Ke Mobile Internet par Videos dekh raha hai.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Latest Chutkula on Pati Patni

Police - Park main aise chipak ke kyun baithe ho?
Pappu - Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police - Toh ghar main jake baitho.
Pappu - Iska Pati nahi manega....!

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Duriyon Ki Yu Parvaah Na Kijiye - Hindi Shayari

Duriyon Ki Yu Parvaah Na Kijiye,
Jab Bhi Dil Pukare Humko Bula Lijiye,
Hum Jyada Door Nahi Aap Se,
Bas Apni Aankho Ko Palko Se Mila Lijiye!

Friday, May 27, 2016

Popular Hindi Shayari on Whatsapp

Chup Chap Guzar Denge Tere Bina Ye Zindgi,
Logo Ko Sikha Denge Ki Mohabat Ase Bhi Hoti Hai

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Haal Puch Lene Se Kaun Sa Haal Thik Ho Jata Hai,
Bas Ek Tassali Si Ho Jati Hai Ki Is Duniyaa Main Apna Bhi Koi Hai

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Bhagwan asi Aulaad Sabko de

Savita - Kal Mera beta aa raha hai
Sangeeta - Lekin use to 5 years ki Jail hui thi
Savita - Han, lekin uske achhe aachran ke karan
uski Saza ka 1 saal maaf kar diya gaya hai
Sangeeta - Bahut achha! Bhagwan asi Aulaad Sabko de.

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Hoga Tujhe Afsos - Shayari

Hoga Tujhe Afsos Jab Ham Nahi Honge,
Teri Aankho Se Aanshu Kam Nahi Honge,
Bahoot Milenge Tere Armano Se Khelne Wale,
Lekin Us Waqt Teri Parwah Karne Wale Hum Na Honge...

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Watch Sultan Movie 2016 Trailer – Salman Khan and Anushka Sharma

Sultan Movie 2016 official trailer releases on May 24, 2016 by YRF.
Watch Sultan Movie Official Trailer online

CBSE 10th Result 2016 to be Declared on 27th or 28th May

Good news for all CBSE Board 10th Class students!!
CBSE Board 10th Result 2016 likely to be declared soon on Friday, 27th or 28th May 2016 (Expected). The results can be accessed on three websites- www.results.nic.in, www.cbseresults.nic.in and www.cbse.nic.in.

Friday, May 20, 2016

Tumhari Payari si Nazar Hindi Shayari

Tumhari Payari si Nazar Agar Idher Nahi Hoti,
Nashe Main Choor Fiza is Kadar Nahi Hoti,
Tumhare Aane Talak Humko Hosh Rahata Hai,
Fir Uske Baad Hame Kuch Khabar Nahi Hoti...

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Namotel Acche Din Phone for Rs 99

Dosto Be Careful Again!!
Another scam after Freedom 251?
Namotel Acche Din smartphone priced at Rs 99 claims to be world’s cheapest smartphone
Promoter Madhava Reddy has claimed that he is marketing the world’s cheapest smartphone, the Namotel Acche Din, for just Rs 99.

Namotel Mobile Features and Specifications:
4.0″ Inch HD Display Screen
Android Lollipop 5.1
2 Megapixel Rear Camera with Auto Focus
0.3 Megapixel Front Facing Camera
1.3 GHz Quad Core Processor
1 GB RAM
4 GB ROM
3G, 2G, EDGE, GPRS Connectivity
Dual SIM Dual Standby
1325 mAh Battery

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Ek Baniya Aur Uski Dukan Par Chutkula

Ek Baniya Aakhri Saans le raha tha, aur bola
Meri Biwi kaha hai?
Biwi - main yahi hu
Baniya - Meri Beti kaha hai
Beti - Main yahi hu
Baniya - Mera Beta kaha hai
Beta - main yahi hu
Baniya - Saloo, sab ke sab yahi ho to Dukaan par kaun hai

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

New Whatsapp Chutkule in Hindi Language

अजीब उलझन है गालिब!
वो कहती है, पीना छोडो तुम्हें मेरी कसम,
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दोस्त कहते हैं पीना पडेगा साले तूझे भाभी जी की कसम!

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बिल्ली के रास्ता काटने पर कुछ लोग ऐसे रुक जाते हैं
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जैसे होटल ताज का ही सौदा करने जा रहे हों !!!!

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बस स्टैंड पर एक लड़की खड़ी थी. उसके सामने से मोटरसाइकिल पर एक लड़का निकला. वह लड़का थोड़ा आगे जाकर वापिस लौटा और
लड़की से पूछा- पहचाना?
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लड़की- नहीं तो
लड़का- अरे! अभी तो तेरे सामने से निकला था

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टीचर-- एक टोकरी में 10 आम थे
3 सड़ गए तो कितने आम रहे।
छात्र-- 10
टीचर-- वह कैसे?
छात्र-- जो सड़ गए वो भी तो आम ही रहेंगे। सड़ने से केले थोड़ी बन जायेंगे।
वह छात्र आज वकील है

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एक बच्चा अपनी माँ से बुरी तरह पिटने के बाद, अपने पापा से पूछा
आप कभी पाकिस्तान गए हो ?
पापा : नहीं बेटा .....
बेटा: कभी अफगानिस्तान गए हो ?
पापा : नहीं बेटा.
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बेटा : तो फिर यह आतंकवादी आइटम
कहाँ से लाये ?????

******Read More Whatsapp Chutkule******

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Bipasha Basu, Karan Singh Grover's wedding reception

Bipasha Basu, Karan Singh Grover's wedding reception: Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan, Preity Zinta are guests. Karan Singh Grover and Bipasha Basu are now officially married...
Bipasha Basu, Karan Singh Grover's wedding reception
Read more

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Hello Main Arvind Kajriwal Bol Raha Hu

Hello Main Aravind Kajriwal bol raha hu...
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Are tu to bol hi mat NASPITE!
Tere hi Karan Beti ko Dahej main
Ab 2-2 CAR deni pad rahi hai...

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Rohit Ki Suhagrat Ka Kissa

Kissa Rohit Ki Suhagrat Ka
Rohit Ki Shadi Hui, Aur Patni Ke Sath Acchhe Se Suhagrat Mana Ke So Gaya.
Next Day Morning Main Apni Patni Se Pucha - "Janu Raat Ko Kuch Maja Aaya?"
To Patni Ne Ulta Usi Se Puch Liya - Aap Ko Aaya Kya?
Wo Khush Hote Hue Aur Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chumm Kar Bola,
Rohit - "Haan Jaan, Sach Main Bahut Maja Aaya"
Patni Bhi Khushi Se Boli - "Dekho Ji, Hamne Bhi Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Sikayat Ka Mokka Nahi Diya Hai"

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Happy Holi

Happy Holi to All of You!
Happy Holi 2016, Holi Festival images

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Ajeeb Uljhan hai Gaalib

Ajeeb Uljhan hai Gaalib,
wo kahti hai, Peena Chodo Tumko
Meri KASAM,
Dost kahate hai... Peena padega Sale Tujhe
Bhabhi Ji ki KASAM!

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Bura na mano Holi hai

Holi ke chutkule, Holi jokes, Holi SMS, Holi Shayari, Holi Message, Happy Holi 2016

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
Humne bhi Gehraai main jaana chod diya.
ye kya?
Holi se pehle hi aapne Nahana chod diya?
Happy HOLI

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Arz kiya hai
sir main dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
wah wah
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
Mubarak ho apko
Happy Holi - Happy Holi

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Holi par rang barse
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Aap ke uper apno ka
pyar barse,
Rab se yahi duaa hai hamari
Aap khushi ke liye nahi, khushi aap
ke liye tarse... Wish u happy holi.

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Daru ki khushbu, Gutkke ki mithas, Ganje ki roti or charas ka saag,
bhaang kee pakode or wills ka payar, mubarak ho aapko Nashediyo ka tyohar HAPPY HOLI in advance.

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Meanwhile somewhere in China,
a gentleman by the name of 'Ho Li' is still confused why billions of Indians want him to be Happy.

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Aaj Barish Mein Tere Sang Nahana Hai,
Sapna Ye Mera Kitna Suhana Hai,
Barish Ki Boondein Gire Tere Honthon Pe,
Unhe Apne Honthon Se Uthana Hai!
Happy Holi!

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Lal, Gulabi, Neela, Pila Haathon Mein Liya Samet, Holi Ke Din Rangenge Sajni, Kar Ke Meethi Bhent. Happy Holi!

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H: Happy Holi which is
O: Over-joyous and full of
L: Love and
I: Intimacy!

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Hawa ke Hath Paigam Bheja Hai,
Roshani ke Jariye Ek Arman Bheja Hai,
Fursat Mile To Kabul Kar Lena Is Nachiz Ne,
Rango ke Tyohar ka pyar bheja hai.

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Rango Mein Ghuli Ladki Kya Laal Gulabhi Hai,
Jo Dekhta Hai Kehta Hai Kya Maal Gulabhi Hai,
Pichle Baras Jo Tune Bhigiya Tha Holi Mein,
Ab Tak Nishani Ka Wo Rumal Gulabhi Hai.
Happy Holi

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Buraa Naa Maano, Holi Hai

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Aakhri sawal 1 Crore ka

Amitabh - Ab Aakhri sawal
1 Crore ka
What is Your Fathers name?
Pappu - Hasne laga.
Amitabh - Has kyon rahe ho.?
Pappu - Are Bhai option to do..

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Ek bar 2 प्रेमी Pahad chadhne ke liye jate hain

Ek bar 2 प्रेमी Pahad chadhne ke liye jate hain
Chadhte-Chadhte bahut raat ho jati hai, to dono SO jate hain, aur dono apne beech main ek तकिया rakh lete hain... taki kuch ho na jae
Subha hoti hai प्रेमी अपनी प्रेमिका से कहता है ki chalo ab sriff 2 ghante main pahad chadhna hai
प्रेमिका कहती है
kya khak पहाड़ चढें…Raat bhar main ek Takiya to paar kar nahi sake… पहाड़ क्या खाक चढ़ोगे!

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Jaat ki Hoshyari

Ek baar ek Jat ne Ek Medak(frog) se Pucha
kya Jaatto main Dimag hota hai?
Medak bola - nahi, aur paani Main Kood Gaya
Aur jaat pura din sochta raha ki isme sucide karne wali kya baat thi...

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Once Jaat got an SMS from his Girl Friend - "I Miss You"
Jat ne bahut soch kar 2 ghante baad reply kya,
"I Mr. You"

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Jaat (Police Station ja kar bola) - Mujhe phone par Dhamki Mil rahi hai,
Inspector - Kaun de raha hai?
Jat - BSNL wale! kahte hain : agar bill nahi bhara to KAAT denge.

Friday, March 4, 2016

Bhai Ladkiya bahut tej hain aajkal

Sabse Latest aur ekdum FAADU Joke
Ek Ladke ke Proposal ko Ladki ne thukra diya
To Ladka ne bola
Jitna Dimaag tujhme hai, Utna Dimag to mera Kharab rahta hai...
Ladki ne bahut hi Khubsurat reply kiya,
"Abe ChuutiYe" jitna tujhme KHOON hai na, Utna to har mahine PERIODS main nikal deti hu...
Bhai Ladkiya bahut tej hain aajkal

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Freedom 251 Mobile

Ladka to Ladki on Freedom 251 Mobile
Aukat ki baat mat kar pagli
Jitne ka tera Mobile hai na,
Utne ki to main roj BEAR pi jata hu

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251 main mobile ki apaar kamyabi ke baad
Jaldi hi 351 main Freeze, 451 ki BIKE,
551 ki CAR aur 1151 main MAKAN milne ki sambhavna bad gayi hai,
Lagta hai Achhe din aane wale hain

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Purani Kahawat - Char Aane ki Murgi Aath Aane ka Masala
Nai Kahawat - 250 ka Mobile aur 300 ka Richarge"

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Pati Aur Patni Ke Majedar Chutkule

Pati Aur Patni ke Majedar Hindi Chutkule Jokes

Pati ka GOA Tour - Hindi Chutkule

Patni - Tum Goa ja rahe ho to mujhe sath kyu nahi le jate,
Pati - Are Pagli, koi Hotel jata hai to TiFFin sath le jata hai kya?

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Mammi aur Uncle ka Pyaar

Bachha - Mammi Papa ne Naukrani ke sath...
Maa - bas beta tumhare papa aae to unke samne mujhe batana, main aaj dekh lungi Unko...
Saam ko jab Bacche ke Papa aae to
Maa - Han beta Aap morning main kya bol rahe the,
Bachha - wo na papa naukrani ke sath wahi kar rahe the jo Upar wale Uncle App ke sath karte hain.
Maa Behosh

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चुड़ैल भी औरत ही होती है: Husband Wife Hindi Chutkule

Ek Chudaal ne Sadi Suda jode se kaha, Main tum dono ki 1-1 wish puri kar sakti hu
Biwi - Mian apne pati ke sath puri duniya ki visit karna chahti hu
Chudel ne Charkhi ghumai aur 2 tickets aa gai,
fir pati se pucha ki tum kya chahte ho
Pati - Mujhe apne se 30 year choti patni chahiye
Chudeel ne charkhi ghumai aur pati ko 90 years ka bana diya
Morel : Aadmi ko yaad rakhna chahiye kiChudeel bhi Aurat hoti hai

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संता ऑफिस से वापस आया, संता- कहाँ हो जानू?
बीवी मूवी देख रही थी,
संता की बीवी- बाहुबली बड़ी अच्छी है देख लो, संता मोबाइल लेकर गैलरी से बाहर जाने लगा,
बीवी- कमीने मैंने बोला बाहुबली, बाजूवाली नहीं

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Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha - Agar Ye Duniya 20 Minutes Mein Khatam Hone Wali Ho To Tum Sabse Pehle Kya Karnaa Chahogee?
Pati - Yar Simple Si Baat Hai, Main Sex Karna Chahungaa
Patni - To Fir Baki Ke 19 Minutes Kya Karoge?

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More Naye Pati Patni Chutkule Jokes Collection

Saturday, February 20, 2016

JAAT baithe sadako par

JAT baithe Sadako par
Police baithi thane main
Bhul ke bhi Mat Bad Jaiyoo
Iss Bakhat Hariyane main

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Ye Chutkula banane wale ko 21 Topon ki Salami

Ye Chutkula banane wale ko 21 Topon ki Salami!!

Pappu - Doctor sahab dastt(loose motion) ne behal kar rakha hai
Doctor - kitna Patla aata hai
Pappu - Samajh lo ki aap uusse KuLLa kar sakte ho.

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Beautiful Poem by Gulzar

Ae Ummr! kuch kaha mane, Par sayad tune suna nahi...
Tu cheen sakti hai bachpan mera, Par Bachpana nahi,
Har baat ka koi jawab nahi hota, Har Ishq ka naam Kharab nahi hota...
Yu to Jhoom lete hai nashe main peene wale magar Har Nashe ka naam Sarab nahi hota,

Khamosh chehre par hazaro pahare hote hain, Hansti aankho main bhi Zakhm Gahare hote hai
Jinse aksar rooth jate hai hum, Asal main unse hi rishte gahare hote hai...

Kisi ne Khuda se dua maangi aur dua main apni Maut mangi, Khuda ne kaha,
Maut to tujhe de du magar, Use kya kahu jisne teri Zindgi ki Dua maangi...

Har Insaan ka dil bura nahi hota, Har ek insaan bura nahi hota,
Bujh jate hai Diye kabhi Tel ki kami se, Har bar Kasoor Hawa ka nahi hota!!

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Rohit ki Double Meaning Baat

Ek Din Rohit Ne apna Underwear Dho Ke Padosan Ki Salwar Ke Pass Sukhne Dal Di
Aur padosan ko Aawaz Di - Bhabhi Jab Tum Apni Salwar Utaro Mujhe Bhi Awaz De Dena. Main Bhi Underwear Utaar Lunga.

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Ek din Rohit Apni Biwi Ke Sath Train Me Safar Kar Raha Tha
Raat ko Biwi Boli - Suno ji, Ye Admi Mere Blouse Main Hath Dal Raha Hai..
Rohit - Oye Tu Fikar Na Kar Paise Meri Jeb Main Hai.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Sachin Tichkule ke Chutkule

Sachin Tichkule nayi nayi English Sikh raha tha
Sachin Tichkule - please apple my new number.
Bholu - confused and ask.. what??
Sachin Tichkule - mera number apple karlo na jaldi se..
Bholu - are par apple to seb hota hai.
Sachin Tichkule - Main bhi to yahi keh
Raha hu ki mera number phone main seb
karlo.
Bholu - behosh.

Zindgi tab Narak si ho jati hai

Zindgi tab Narak si ho jati hai,
Jab aap Bus ki window seat par baithe ho.. aur aapke baju wala har 5 minute main Aapki Chati par chad ke
Gutkha bahar thook raha ho.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Araz Kiya Hai Sahab

Araz kiya hai.
Hamne Patai ek ladki to socha hamari LOTERY nikal gayi,
Date pe bulaya milne ko to, haay re futti Kismat,
WO Rakhi Bandh ke Chali gayi.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Joke of the day on Teacher Student

Teacher - Agar koi school ke samne Bomb rakhta hai to tum kya karoge?
Student - 1-2 ghante dekhnge, Agar koi le jata hai to thik hai...
Nahi to Staff room main rakh denge

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Pappu in Plane

Ek bar Pappu first time Plane main Baitha
Jase hi Plane ka agla Tyre uthne laga
To Pappu ne Pilot se kaha..
Sala main pahale se hi dara hua hu aur tu stunt maar raha hai.

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Ultimate Funny Images

funny budhiya image
re.. Tai na ruk ri - Very Funny image

funny pictures
kya baat hai - Very Funny picture
More Funny photos of Crazy Peoples

Ek Naai ki Bhabhi Ji se Double Meaning baat

Ek Naai Ki Dukaan Ke Upar Ghar Tha.
Ek Din Ghar Ki Ek Aurat Ne Bahar Ki Taraf Apni Sadi Sukhane Ke Liye Dali.
Sadi Se Dukan Mein Andhera Ho Gaya To Naai Ne Jor Se Awaaz Lagayi...
Naai bola - Bhabhi Ji, Apni Sadi Uper Utha Lo Main Baal Kaat raha hu.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Bechari Indian Bhabhi ji

Bechari Indian Bhabhi ji
Dhobhi - Are Bhabhi ji, kapde nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hun..
Fruit wala - Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size to dekiye, jee khush ho jayega...
Paper wala - Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, so apko disturb kiye bina nichey se daal diya tha..
Xerox wala - Bhabhi ji, Aagey-piche dono side se karna hai, ya fir ek side se..?
Auto wala - Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon...
Bank wala - Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya..?
Finally innocent Lift Man - Bhabhi ji, konsa Dabaaun

Monday, October 5, 2015

Ragging wala Joke

Ek Collage main Ragging ke waqt ladko ne
ek ladki se pucha,
Ek – sawal ka jawab Do...
Sawal - Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki – Bihar main.
Boys – yahi pat jao yar itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Pappu Samunder Ke Kinare Leta Hua Tha Ki

Pappu Samunder Ke Kinare leta Dhoop le raha tha.
Ek American - Are you relaxing?
Pappu - no dear, i am pappu
thodi der baad ek dusra american waha se gujra aur pucha
Are you relaxing?
Pappu chillakar - Kamine, i am Pappu
fir pappu uthkar waha se doosri taraf chala gaya jaha ek
american ladki leti hui thi,
Pappu ne pucha - are you relaxing?
American ladki - yes i am... relaxing
Pappu ne use tamacha mara aur bola - yaha padi hui hai
aur tere ghar wale tujhe waha khoj rahe hain
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Saturday, October 3, 2015

Aaj kal ka Gajab Fashion

Mom - Are Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi katwate?
Son - Tum samajhti nahi ho Maa, Ye fashion hai
Mom - Are idiot...! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne ke liye aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain

Friday, October 2, 2015

Naari Samman Sewa on Facebook

Chantu - What do you do...?
Bantu - Naari Samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hun.
Chantu - Achcha to social worker ho
Bantu - Nahi yar, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Yar Lagte to Tum Nepali Ho

Ek Pagal Ek Nepali Se Puchta hai - Tum American Ho?
Nepali - Nahi Main Nepal Ka Hu
Pagal - Nahi Tum American Ho
Nepali - Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu
Pagal - Nahi Tum America ke Ho
Nepali(Gusse se) - Ha Me American hu
Pagal - yar Lagte To Tum Nepali Ho

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Aur Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat Part 2

Aur Kaisi Rahi Suhagraat - JOKES on SUHAGRAT
Jab Ladki ki Suhagrat ke baad uski Saheli Puchhti hai
Aur Kaisi rahi Suhagrat?
To Wo batati hai
Aaye the wo der se, Dil jala diya,
Pahale kiya Gate band, Phir Deepak Bhuja diya
Pahale khel khelne laga Seena Tatolkar,
Fir khel khelne laga Under-wear khol kar,
Ek Jang aisi chhidi Palang par,
Gole wali Toup rakh di Surang par,
Hontho par firayi Toup aur bola wo Itrakar,
Badi mast ice-cream hai darling, chus mann lagakar.
Sharmai mai bahut or samajh main kuch nahi aaya,
Khola muh or lagi chusne fir maza bada aaya,
Fir Usne top rakh di Surang par,
Dhakke pe dhakke mare usne andar daal kar,
Tez karta raha raftar wo meri cheekh-pukar par...
Iske baad uthaya aur ghodi mujhe banaya,
Daal ke danda galat jagah par Tanga khoob chalaya.
Fir se kiya mujhe sidha or tange meri uthayi,
Aise karke dono taraf se usne meri band bajayi,
Aaya jab aakhri time ahsaas gajab ka hua,
Us pal ke baad hardam yeh mann me aata hai,
Din-raat bas aisi hi suhagraat manane ko jee chahta
hai.
Tujhse bas yahi kahungi manale tu bhi Suhagraat,
Mat kar shadi ka intzaar,
Pakad le jo bhi mile kyunki
Ye jawani yeh waqt, aayenge na bar-bar

JAI Ho Baba Suhagraati...Antarvasna Kahani